Tsuujou Kougeki ga Zentai Kougeki de Ni-kai Kougeki no Okaa-san wa Suki desu ka? - Volume 1
Chapter 4 – He never once thought that having an understanding mother was good
The sky they saw was sunny, without a single speck of cloud. Gently blowing breeze would at times
brushed against their backs. It was time to advance.
It was a great day to start a journey and seek adventures.
“Alright then, let’s get going! Everyone, follow me!”
“Yes! I’m ready anytime!”
Following that energetic command, the party left Kassan Town.
They were advancing through the grassland with light footsteps……Except the fact that only two of them
“Listen, I’ve been thinking about this! How about we have a race to our destination or something?”
“Yes! I will do it!”
“Alright, let’s do it! The person who reaches the forest rst
will receive a present lled
“Yes! I want luxurious rewards!”
They were a Sage JK wearing a crimson jacket and a Travelling Merchant girl hugging a large shoulder
bag. Those two ran intimately together, humming tunes while skipping along the way, and making *kyaa
kyaa* shrieks as they were chatting. A ower
garden of two.
What the heck are they doing?
“Haa……oi Wise, and even Porta as well. Just what happened? Aren’t you two unusually hyped?”
“Hmm~? That’s because……”
Answering Masato’s call, Wise decided to make a spin and turned around, with a smile blooming on her
Just when he tried to understand what she was doing, she suddenly drew close to Masato’s bosom and
grabbed his chest vest, then stared daggers at him furiously as if she was trying to stab him. What an
intense stare! Who is this scary person!?
“You see, Masato? Do you not understand why we are feeling this way? Hey, do you not get it? Thanks to
someone, the party’s atmosphere was sunk and ruined. Do you not comprehend our eorts
desperately try and lighten up the mood? Hey, do you not realize it?”
“You don’t really have to apologize. Isn’t there something else you should be doing since you are
responsible? How about it? Hey, how about it?”
“Y-Yes……I also think that I need to do something since I am responsible for it, please pardon me……”
“Then hurry up and do it. Come on.”
Getting pushed on his chest, he retreated ve
steps back .
Masato lined up with Mamako who was next to him.
“Ah. What is it, Maa-kun?”
“Eh? Ah, erm……”
Mamako, who wore a light armor over her one-piece, used her usual voice to call out to him with her
However, her expression was somewhat reserved. Her overwhelming youthfulness still remained, but it
seemed as if there were traces of illness, for she showed a slightly clouded smile……It was needless to
say what the reason was.
To get back that sunshine-like brilliance that was currently covered by a cloud. That was Masato’s current
“You, see……that……about my equip
“Mom’s really sorry. Mom will stop doing things on her own. Mom will not get in the way of Maa-kun.
That’s why, mom beg of you……don’t hate mom, okay?”
Mamako was completely withered. She was full of apologies. An iron wall-like apologetic attitude. She
was not listening to anything he said.
Masato retreated as he had no choice……or at least, he wanted to, but “No escaping! Garrr!” he was
threatened by Wise, who was walking at the front, and got pushed back. He returned next to Mamako.
“Sorry. Mom’s really sorry. Mom will not do anything anymore.This way Maa-kun will not get angry,
“That’s……no, it’s not about that……not doing anything is not alright……”
“Aah, that’s right! Roles! The important matter I have to talk about is roles!”
“In this kind of games, everyone will play their own role, doing their job properly, and come together as a
party. As a result of playing dierent
roles, trust is born and you also start to think that you want to be
intimate as a party as well. So.”
“Playing a role is important……then what should mom’s role be……in charge of meals? Laundry after
that? Ah, attending guardian meetings is also mom’s role.”
“Alright, calm down, rst
you need to stay away from the reality and think in terms of game basics.”
“Ah, t-that’s true! We are currently adventuring in a game!”
In the meantime, was there any suitable role for Mamako?
There was. Just the perfect role.
“Speaking of which, mom is holding onto that guide book,right? Regarding that, the map of Lost Forest
which we are heading to is recorded inside, right?
“Mapu……aah, you’re talking about map. Yes, it’s recorded. Mom has properly checked it. Mom has
folded the page so she can ip
to it immediately.”
“Alright, alright. That’s why, for the time being, mom’s role will be guiding us. We will break through the
forest, which has a reputation for making people get lost in it, and arrive at the village located inside of it.
Feel free to play a big active role. I’m depending on you.”
“Yeah! Mom will play her role properly! Mom will work hard!” *Shine!*
“Alright, that’s the spirit! Let’s go in a bright mood!”
The sun in the sky and Mamako’s smiling face after regaining her motivation. If talking about which one
was more dazzling, it would be Mamako by a small margin. He secretly had such embarrassing thoughts
while maintaining a serious face.
Why would one get lost in that forest? There were two reasons.
One was because of the countless paths that could not be dierentiated,
as human or beast trails were
The other was how the trees grew. Due to their lack of special features and identical growth pattern with
the same density, a similar scenery would show up when one looked left or right. That’s why it was called
the Lost Forest, where people would easily get lost.
Mamako led the group and stepped into the Lost Forest rst.
And then, they went round and round about thirty times back to entrance.
It’s more like [We are back to entrance before we even realized it] to be precise.
“Haha! We are totally lost! What is this about, mom!?”
“Even though mom properly followed the path written on the guide book and advanced……Maa-kun!
Please give mom one more chance! Mom will full
“I will believe in those words……Then, let’s move on.”
They moved from the entrance of the forest. First, they went straight. “After passing the bush in front, go
right” They passed the bush and turned right. “Next is left”. They turned left and followed a beast trail
“Walk straight just like that” crossed over a fallen tree “Left” passed through between pillar-like rocks,
They reached the entrance. I’m back. Welcome back.
“Oi……you can’t even guide the way huh……”
“S-Sorry! Mom is really sorry!”
“Ah……ah, no……you don’t have to apologize for that……”
Mamako overreacted to Masato’s mumbles, desperately bowing her head……I did it again. Even though
Masato should have been more aware of himself.
Taking the guide book from Mamako who withered again, Masato checked it just to be sure. The map
drawn was no dierent
from this Lost Forest, Mamako’s guidance also seemed to be accurate according
to the explanation.
Despite that, not being able to go through the forest was……
“Maybe a special item is necessary? Or is it an event?……No, then it would have been written
here……then could it be a bug?……Ah geez……useless……”
“S-Sorry……for being a useless mom……”
“No, you got it wrong! I didn’t mean you when I said that just now!”
He followed up in panic, but the depressed Mamako did not even lift up her face.
And, the hair Masato’s occipital region was *beshi!* suddenly pulled.
“Ouch……w-what is it……”
There was only one person who would do this. He turned around, and it was indeed Wise.
However, Wise did not say anything, and pushed out Porta, who was together with her, right to the front
of Masato. Those pure pupils, as if very sad, were staring up at Masato. *Stare. Stare.*
“I-I understand already! I will do something! Leave it to me!”
He said that, now what should he do? He couldn’t think of anything at all……
At that time.
“……Umm, Maa-kun? Can mom have a bit of your time?”
Mamako called out to him in a reserved manner. And then, Mamako sat in seiza in the middle of a spot
where sunlight leaked through the canopy, looking at him while tapping her knees.
What exactly did she intend to do? As Masato tilted his head in wonder, Mamako pointed at the tree
branch next to her. Two wild birds were there. They were chirping, but……
yes yes, that’s what you mean.”
Masato immediately understood what his mother was saying. However.
“Umm, mom. That’s a no.”
“I-Is that so? Mom thought that it might unexpectedly work though……as expected, it’s not possible……”
“Hold on. Don’t communicate in a way only you mother and son can understand. Explain to us as well.
What does that mean?”
Wise voiced her dissatisfaction. Porta also seemed to be looking here with great interest. He had to
explain it here.
“Honestly speaking, this is just some stupid talk……when I was a brat, I really hated cleaning my ears.
Cause it’s ticklish. Then Mom told me this.”
“Mom said ‘After you clean your ears on mom’s lap pillow, you will be able to hear the voices of animals’.
Then Maa-kun was able to enjoy cleaning……Ufufu, it’s nostalgic. Last time was just about a week ago,
“That’s from ten years ago! I realized it was a lie before going to elementary school!”
“I don’t really care if it’s one week ago or one day ago. So what about it?”
“In other words, if I get my ears cleaned on mom’s lap pillow, I may be able to hear the voices of those
wild birds, which could possibly give us a hint on breaking through this forest, that’s the kind of stupid
thing she’s thinking. That’s about it, right?”
“That’s right. It would be great if we could do that……Because, mom can make her body glow, you know?
That’s why, maybe, what if, is what mom thought……”
“I understand that mothers are able to unleash incredible abilities. But I just know that it’s not going to
happen. That’s just too unreasonable.”
“T-That’s true……sorry for saying weird things……”
“Uu……ah, no, I have said many times that you don’t have to apologize……”
Mamako slumped in depression.
Mamako probably thought desperately about what she could do. Even though she was probably trying
her best to regain her honor……Masato immediately dismissed that. Her heart was in pain.
Meanwhile, Masato’s back was slapped. It was indeed Wise and Porta who were there when he turned
around. Eyes lled
with condemnation and also eyes lled
with sadness were staring at him. Wordlessly
staring at him. Such pressure on his back.
He had no choice but to do it here.
“Ah, listen, mom. Can I have a minute?”
Masato laid on Mamako’s lap pillow. His cheek pressed onto those soft thighs as he lightly closed his
“Trying it out is ne
right? That’s why, here, hurry up and clean my ears.”
“T-That’s right! Okay!……Porta-chan, can you pass my luggage over please?”
“Yes, here you go!”
“And I will keep staring at you. I must carefully observe this guy’s face as he’s openly lying on his mother’s
lap pillow and getting his ears cleaned. Kukuku.”
“I’m begging you, please go somewhere! I’m begging you!”
His appearance from the embarrassing play was shown, but he would endure it this time. Endure.
“Then, Maa-kun. You must not move, okay?”
As he listened to Mamako’s joyful laughter, the tip of an earpick entered his ear.
A solid feeling, but steady and gentle, scrubbing here and there, making it ticklish. Masato really hated
this feeling. Even now, he could not say that he liked it.
However, directly opposite to the ear that was being tickled, he liked the feeling of his cheek pressing
onto the lap pillow. So soft. So warm. His position was a bit high, causing some burden on his neck.
However, it was comfortable nonetheless.
And he frankly thought.
“It’s mom’s lap pillow, huh.”
“That’s right. That’s because this is mom’s lap pillow.”
He was quite embarrassed about letting out his voice without thinking.
Still, that lap pillow was against the rules. Felt pillow would feel better if he had simply considered
putting his head on it. However, this lap pillow was packed with an absolutely satisfying feeling, a special
thing that he denitely
could not feel from anything else.
It could only be that lap pillow……it could only be mother’s lap pillow, he conrmed
that it was something
Something that could even make a stubborn heart open up.
“I have to say it properly on this occasion. This is a chance.”
Masato had to tell Mamako. He felt that he could say it now.
“What is it?”
“Sorry about various things. I seemed to have said too much, since the other party is mom……I’m really
sorry for making you feel bad. It’s my fault.”
“About mom, I have never thought that you are useless or a hinderance. You are very useful……that
seems to be a bad way to put it……you are very reliable. Even now, I still can’t clean my own ears, so you
are a great help.”
“Oh my. Is mom an ear cleaning agent? Is this mom’s role?”
“No! No no! That’s not what I meant……!”
As he was going to get up in panic and rebut her, “Hey. Don’t move” her gentle hand pressed his head
back down. That hand started stroking his head just like that. Again and again, aectionately.
As Mamako was doing that.
“You know, mom really likes Maa-kun for being gentle and looking out for his mom.” *Shine.*
“Thanks……more importantly, mom is dazzling.”
with happiness was overowing.
Masato closed his eyes as if to escape from that dazzle.
His immense embarrassment subsided along with his consciousness as he fell asleep……
When Masato woke up from his mother’s lap pillow, his already way too inmmense embarrassment
bursted out and he felt like dying from it.
“D-Don’t misunderstand, okay!? That’s the eect
of mom’s lap pillow! A special skill that makes you fall
asleep on her lap pillow……!”
“Yeah, yeah, keep saying that. You got to nap on mama’s lap, good for you.”
“Kuh……I’m seriously regretting it now……!”
“But I think that being able to hear the voices of birds from ear cleaning is amazing! Thanks to that, we
can break through the forest!”
“Umu. I’m also astonished by that. To think that I really became able to hear……mom is amazing. That
ability is immeasurable.”
“Mom is very happy for you to say this! Mom feel much better!” *Shine!*
The chirping of birds ying
above their heads became words as Masato listened to them. “Go up, go up,
go down, go down” “Go left, go right, go left, go right” He certainly heard those chirps continuously. (TL
note: Secret move: Konami Code!)
Although they would return to the entrance if they had followed those instructions……
Pushing aside the bush, he didn’t nd
the entrance. It was no longer just a forest. Hostile trees that had
thorns growing on branches and messily growing trunks everywhere made it look like an interrogation
ground of thorns.
There, he saw the gure
of a person. On a closer look, she seemed to be the Mysterious Nun Shirase.
“Ah! Dear travellers! Now, come here! Let’s do something nice together! It’s alright, there is no such thing
like traps here at all! Ufufu! Ahaha!”
The Shirase standing over there was showing a rare smiling face, just like a fake saintess gure
souvenir shop, waving her hands and body like a puppet being controlled, making a pose
that said ‘come, y
into my bosom’.
Beyond being shocking, it was almost admirable how low of a quality it was.
“There’s already no need to suspect whether it’s suspicious or not, it’s a trap.”
“Even though it’s not the rst
time we encounter each other, she still said ‘Dear travellers!’. Her attitude is
That’s completely broken.”
“U-Umm……according to my eyes, there seems to be something like a tree root stabbed into Shirasesan’s
back……it seems to be eroding her whole body from there……”
“Oh no! If we don’t help her immediately!”
And thus, Mamako immediately rushed out, but stopped when she suddenly realized it.
She looked at Masato and spoke again.
“Oh no! If we don’t help her immediately!”
“Ah, un. You are yielding the role to rush out rst
to me……Hmm, but you see……this is obviously a
“Then I will go. You just go sleep on your mama’s lap pillow. Pupu.”
“Oh, is that so? Then Maa-kun, welcome.” She sat down in seiza and tapped her laps.
“Don’t go on standby!……Ah, oi, Wise!”
Wise moved rst
with her back towards them. She walked up to Shirase, who was obviously looking
strange, grasped her hand, and at that instant.
*Omnf!* They were eaten.
Eaten……as per ground area, the whole party was eaten along with the entire place itself.
The true identity of the trap was the very place where Masato’s group had arrived at. That was just like a
huge snare. The instant when its prey touched the bait, which acted as a trigger, it would snap shut its
The ground surrounding Masato’s group was folded up into two, and as if chewing, thorny trees started
rubbing against one another.
“Hmm. I expected this would happen! Just like what I had read!” *Ehen!*
“Then take care of it before the trap activates. Geez……now then, mom.”
“Let’s go!……Is what mom wanted to say, but……mom seems to be unable to stand.”
Maybe she got injured. As he was getting anxious “……Funyaa……” Porta was sleeping on Mamako’s lap
pillow in Masato’s place. “Look, Wise! See! See!” “Yes, yes, I get it already!” Mom’s lap pillow did have a
drowsiness inducing eect.
“How daring in this kind of situation……but good job Porta! If mom cannot move!”
“It will always be our turn from here on out! Let’s do it, Masato!”
“Yeah! Since it’s a good chance, let’s try the combo eect!”
“I agree! Then, let’s go!”
One was on Masato’s left middle nger.
The other was on Wise’s right middle nger.
Aderire Ring, which upon wearing adjusted its size, was shining as its eect
was activated. Combo
attack had started.
Meanwhile, Masato was holding Firmament, but. “……Where exactly should I attack?” “I also want to
know that!” The folded-up ground. The grinding trees. They could only attack everything for the time
“Forgive me Mother Earth! Forgive me trees! I’m sorry for being a hero who isn’t eco friendly!……Wise,
“OK! Cast Cancel! Explosion Ball(Bomba・Sfera)! Furthermore! Inferno(Fuoco・Fiamma)!”
In addition to Masato’s slash, Wise’s magic followed. They cut, blasted, and burned their surrounding
“Wait till my action power recovers!” “Hurry up!” After resting a while “Alright, let’s go!” “OK! Cast Cancel!”
They cut, blasted, and burned.
They tried to attack randomly like that, but leaving aside the combo activation, there didn’t seem to be a
The big mouth of the ground continued to chew without getting aected,
Masato’s group seemed closer
to being crushed.
“Oi this is bad! If we continue like this, we will really get eaten!”
“I know that already! Then what should we do!? Attacking the surrounding doesn’t seem to have any use!
The only place we haven’t attacked is……just Shirase-san……”
“Y-Yeah. Shirase-san is clearly the key point……”
Accidentally was one thing, but directly attacking was a little……meanwhile.
“Uh? Where’s Shirase-san?”
When they turned towards her, Shirase’s gure
was not there. Where did Shirase go?
There. Shirase was right next to Mamako. On the opposite side of Porta who was sleeping on Mamako’s
lap pillow, Shirase was also in a deep sleep using lap pillow. ““Oi”” In addition, the parasitic root monster
on her back was sleeping together with them.
“This……don’t tell me it’s mom’s new skill!?”
Mamako had learned the sleeping skill 【Mother’s lap pillow】 that would certainly make a maximum of
two targets fall asleep, regardless of whether it’s an enemy or a friend, in exchange for her falling asleep
“To even make a boss level monster fall asleep……mom’s lap pillow is scary.”
“This is our chance! The parasitic root on Shirase-san is most likely the main body! The opponent cannot
resist while sleeping, the two of us can cut and burn it to end this!”
“Don’t say it in THAT way……doesn’t that make us look like we are doing something terrible……”
However, what they were actually going to do was just that. [＊Note: The opponent is a monster!]
Masato randomly cut up the defenseless, sleeping opponent. [＊Note: The opponent is a monster!] Wise
used Chainspell to burn the opponent who couldn’t resist into a crisp. Those two were only considerate
in words at the start, but their furious attacks continued.
“Leave it to meeeeeeeeeee!”
The tip of Holy Sword of the Sky Firmament pierced deeply into the root on Shirase’s back, victory was
decided. Devil’s Root defeated!
The widely stretched out Devil’s Root withered. The transformed landscape returned to normal, and
Shirase’s body was released from being a host. “She seems to be scorched in some places?” [＊Note: She
was already dead the moment she became a host. It’s not my fault] No penalty.
And then, the result from the victory was displayed. At the same time, the window which informed them
of level up *popopopon!* popped up continuously.
“Alright, good. A big boost in level ups, a large amount of SP get. Seems like I can learn some nice
skills……Hmm……that battle gave a really bad impression, but we properly gave consideration and won!
This is our victory! That, is our real ability!”
“That’s right. Although Mamako-san has set the table, it’s certainly our power that……rather, Masato
attacked once, I attacked twice, so two thirds of that is thanks to me, right?”
“D-Don’t say that kind of thing……even though I got into a good mood after so much trouble……”
“Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Now then……here. You wanna do this?”
Wise thrusted out her st.
This was ‘that’ which had been interrupted many times. Of course he was
going to do it. In celebration of their victory, their sts
knocked against each other.
*Hyahho!* *Yay!* and so on. The person who was watching over those children cheering after their
victory was here.
“……Mom’s role, perhaps it’s this kind of thing.”
Mamako murmured, and closed her eyes again.
“Supra・La・Magia・Peru・Mirare……Awaken(Alzare)! Furthermore! Resurrection(Rianimato)!”
Wise used Chainspell. Awaken magic to wake Mamako and Porta up, and resurrection magic to revive
Shirase. The nun with an unsociable face raised her body.
“This is everyone. We meet again. I am the Mysterious Nun Shirase. I’m Shirase that doesn’t inform you
what that mystery is.”
She seemed to have returned to being an incomprehensible person as usual. This was much better than
that disgustingly sociable person. Masato’s party patted their chests in relief.
Now then. Without further ado.
Masato and Wise thrusted out their hands at the same time. With very nice smiles, “Hand. It. Over”, they
“……Yes? What are these hands about?”
“Obviously, our reward. Reward. Just thinking about taking our quest reward.”
“Cause we defeated the boss. You said that there would be a reward, right?”
“I see……but regretfully, there is one thing I have to inform you about. The Devil’s Root here was this
forest’s area boss, and not the quest objective for my request. The quest I requested starts right now.”
“Seriously. However……it seems that it appeared at a place dierent
from the setting……the layout of the
forest also seems to have changed……and my condition just now was just like account hacking……as I
thought, the possibility of that person modifying is……”
“What are you mumbling about? I can’t really hear it.”
“I’m sorry about that. I’m just talking to myself, so you don’t have to mind it……Now then.”
Shirase lightly joined her hands into a praying posture.
“Well then, I am grateful for this reunion. Allow me to request your help for a quest.”
“And the main content is?”
“Possessing the rare and strong parent-child bond, using its power, please resolve the incident that
happened in Maman Village ahead.”
Was what she said.
“Erm……maybe a more detailed explanation would help?”
“Please investigate about it in the village. Gathering the necessary information is also part of the quest.”
“You should have just told us that. You wasted our time.”
“This is also one form of the beauty of style……Now then, let’s depart. I will also be coming along with
you to Maman Village.”
“Well! Shirase-san has also become our companion! Mom’s deeply moved!”
“I think that increasing the number of companions is a good thing! I’m also deeply moved!”
“Eh? Frankly speaking, I can’t handle this person though.”
“I don’t particularly have any issues. Then, on that note.”
Mysterious Nun Shirase became their companion.
Then Shirase casually moved next to Wise. “I already said I can’t handle you, why are you coming
closer!?” “It’s just harassment. Fufufu.” As they knew that she would likely do something like that, the
other companions watched over them warmly.
“Now, let’s go……Speaking of which, Mamako-san, how is life over here? If there are any inconveniences,
we will immediately deal with them.”
“Hmm, let’s see……I want to spoil Maa-kun a little more……For example, hugging him tightly or
“In that case, how about turning the hot spring in Maman Village into a mixed one? It’s the so-called
skinship. Masato-kun would be unable to hold back and come clinging to you. Something like getting
“What should mom do!? Mom will be troubled!” *Oh no. It’s sho embarrashing.*
“She doesn’t mean it like that, right!? Not in the forbidden way, right!?”
“Other than that, how about administering some medicine? This world is outside the application of
Law, so you can use any kind of medicine you want.”
“Is it alright not having Pharmaceutical Aairs
“It’s not, but item usage and sales would otherwise be restricted. This treatment is unavoidable.”
“Ah……I have been using them normally, but recovery medicine is still a pharmaceutical drug……”
As they engaged in a lively conversation with traces of a dangerous medication topic, they left the Lost
After breaking through closely packed trees, the village’s scenery expanded before them. There were few
houses built between wide elds
and oxen were leisurely strolling narrow eld
roads. The sunlight was
gentle, the wind was gentle, and the scolding voices aimed towards children playing around the crops
were also gentle. That was Maman Village.
“Then, I will be going. I will never forget the number of steps I have walked with everyone.”
Shirase stopped being their companion.
“Eeh!? Suddenly leaving!? Even though we have only walked around thirty steps together after becoming
“The correct number is twenty-eight steps. My promise was to walk with everyone until Maman Village.
Promise must be fullled,
that’s the rule of Shirase style.”
“Shirase-san, can we be together for a bit longer? I want to chat with Shirase-san some more.”
“I’m very happy for your feeling, but I have some other work to do from now on. Please forgive me. Well
then……ah, before that.”
Shirase brought her lips next to Wise’s ear.
“Your mother seems to be nearby, so I think that you should use this chance to talk with her a bit. Would
you want me to accompany you?”
Masato overhearing the content of that secret whisper by coincidence was a secret.
Wise seemed a little lost, but she turned her back to Shirase.
“……Why don’t you hurry up and leave? Since I don’t have anything to say.”
“I see. Then it can’t be helped……Well then, everyone. I bid my farewell here. Please stay well until we
Shirase politely excused herself, then headed into Maman Village.
He was a little worried about Wise who was facing the other
the other way, but he dismissed it for now.
“……Now that that’s done, what do we do now?”
“Even if you ask what to do……since she had some business, it can’t be helped. After saying goodbye to
Shirase-san, we should go to Maman Village.”
“That’s true. Then, let’s go.”
Coming to terms with that slight loneliness, Masato’s party walked towards Maman village.
However, as a result of their destination being the same, they felt like they were following Shirase, who
was walking ahead. The distance between them was about two meters, but since they had already bid
farewell, it felt wrong to call out to her.
people, including Shirase, continued walking in that suocating
“I’m sorry to bother you when you are busy. Could you spare me a bit of your time?”
“Eh?……Y-You all, you appear to be adventurers, could it be that you came through that forest!? Wow,
amazing! You’re all such young ladies!”
“Oh you jest, calling me a young lady. Despite looking like this, I’m already a mother, do you see the
boy here? He is my son, Maa-kun……Hey Maa-kun, say hello.”
“Mom! Stop introducing your son every single time you meet someone, do I have to keep telling you
“Ueeeeeeeh!? Could it be that you are not fteen
years old!?……S-Such a young and beautiful mother, it’s
time seeing one like that since I was born……”
“Thank you……So umm, may I ask some things?”
As they were speaking to the villagers, Shirase had already entered before them. “Thank you for caring
about us.” Masato thanked her in his heart as he listened to the villagers’ stories.
Based on what they heard, there seemed to be some trouble brewing in the Maman Village. However,
they had to listen to the village chief for the details, so they quickly went to his mansion.
“Geez……I wish they could tell us quickly without wasting our time……”
“I honestly feel the same, but don’t say that. This is meant for the beauty of style. These villagers have
practised a lot.”
“Now, where could the village chief’s home be……”
“It must be that! My eyes are never wrong!”
A single residence was standing alone, back facing the forest. An old man, apparently the village chief
showed up holding a cane, as some villager probably called him earlier.
They went into the house under village chief’s guidance. From his story, this acted as the village chief’s
mansion, village gathering spot, and also a lodging, since this village did not have an inn.
In the dining room of such a big mansion, as they were moistening their throat with purple shiso juice
which served as a welcoming drink, the village chief performed his duty of telling them the situation.
“It happened a few days ago. A devil that calls herself [Queen of Night] appeared.”
“Queen of Night……Devil……”
“With her sudden appearance, she forced the villagers into submission with her great power, and made
a certain demand from us……oer
if you value your lives, she said.”
“Don’t tell me you need to oer
the most beautiful girl in the village? What a classic unforgivable fellow!”
Masato enraged at that point. He believed that getting angry there was what a hero should do. Ain’t that
right? Yeah, that’s right……However.
“Ah, no no, she doesn’t want a girl. She’s a Queen anyway.”
“Ah, that’s true. If she’s a queen, then she is a female as well.”
“Yeah. She even said that she didn’t want to see any girls, regardless of the situation……what she
demanded was [The most handsome and macho host in this village with pectoral and abdomen muscles
that I won’t get tired of even after stroking them for a whole day].”
“Heh……somehow an image of a really dumb erotic MILF appeared in my head……”
Seeing his companions’ glances, Mamako was smiling bitterly, Porta was giving a cute blank look as she
didn’t understand the meaning……Wise was holding her head in agony. The content of her demand
would indeed warrant this kind of a reaction.
Village chief appealed with an expression full of distress.
“The live sacrice
was promised to be handed over tonight. There isn’t much time left and we can’t
refuse. There are no villagers who meet the requirements, we also searched around……when I was so
troubled by this, you all have arrived……umm, how should I ask you……”
“Ah, I know what village chief-san is thinking. It’s basically that kind of thing.”
“Yes. First, with a smile, I’d say ‘Please don’t mind and stay here’. Then, we’d prepare free meals, free
rooms, free service at our village’s prided hot spring, then try to extend your stay even if a bit forceful,
making you all beat the Queen somehow, is what I thought of.”
“That’s quite above of my expectations. Not by relying on us, but by a smile huh……Well, ne
In any case, they had already accepted to be dragged into this quest.
Dusk arrived early for the Maman Village that was surrounded by a forest. Tree shadows stretched by
the setting sun enveloped the village, and night arrived quickly . Along with that darkness, time drew
close as the promised meeting with the devil called Queen of Night approached.
However, before that, they were going to relieve their fatigue from the journey and regain their energy
“Kua~……I can’t get enough of it~, this is……a good bath~, Mamama~n.”
In the wide open-air hot spring built from rocks, Masato had the whole hot spring to himself.
Maman Village’s prided hot spring, it was also known as [Maman’s Milky Bath].
The instant he saw the hot spring signboard behind the village chief’s mansion, he gave it a second
thought before going in as he was afraid that his reputation would be damaged, but it was a hot spring
after all. When he stripped away his clothes and pride and soaked all the way up to his shoulders, “What
a good bath~, Mamama~n” he was already enslaved by the hot spring.
“Not good~ It seems I may have become more beautiful.”
He scooped up the milky white bathwater and splashed it onto his cheeks, making them silky smooth.
“Hmm. It’s going to be scary to look into the mirror later.” Masato mumbled as he carried on with his
“No, no, that’s not how it is.”
It was not the place for beauty care. There was something he had to conrm.
Masato called out to the female bath beyond the partition.
“Ooi, mom. Can you listen for a moment?”
“Oh, what is it?”
And the reply came from behind him.
Turning back, he hoped that it wasn’t the case, but it was. Mamako, with her hair tied up, was there as if
it was natural, and entered the hot water bath unrestrained.
Of course, her body was not clad in anything, from nape to back, and to her slim waist, the milky white
bathwater followed her bodyline as it trickled down……The bathwater droplets dripped down from her
Something like that, I didn’t see, I didn’t see anything. Don’t watch, don’t watch.
“……Oi. Why is mom here?”
“Since it’s a rare chance, mom was thinking of entering with Maa-kun together. We are mother and son
after all, it’s ne,
“I will consent to it after compromising ten billion steps if this was a parent-child exclusive hot spring, but
unfortunately, this is a public bath. A public bath that the villagers share.”
“I asked the village chief about it, and he said that he has reserved it for us today. So it’s alright.”
“Kuh, doing unnecessary things……”
“That’s why……hurry up and come in, you two! Now’s your chance, when Maa-kun is gazing at my body in
“I’m not looking at you like that!……More importantly, eh?……Those two are also entering……?”
“Heey. You can’t turn back. Look over here. Those two are still girls of young age, so if you are not
“……Please be more tactful about your son who is also of a young age.”
Masato’s head was pushed into those bountiful breasts before his eyes. Behind him, *Pita pita, don!*,
someone dashed towards the hot spring and leapt in. “S-Sorry to keep you waiting! I’m already soaked all
the way to the shoulder, so it’s alright!” Porta seemed to have entered.
Only Wise was left, but……
“Wait, are we seriously having a mixed bath!? This is a joke, right? This is impossible!?”
“Oh my. You can’t enter the parent-child hot spring? Then you can’t become my daughter after all. How
“No, hold on! I will enter if that’s a possibility!……If I can become Mamako-san’s daughter, then that’s the
most important……after hearing that, then all the more……grr grr……”
“Then please, welcome. I believe that you understand that letting your towel soak in the hot spring is bad
etiquette, right? I am strict on such kind of matter, you know?”
“I know that! I don’t need such a thing!”
She threw the towel that was hiding her slightly at
body near her feet, and bravely came closer stark
naked……and with a splash, Wise soaked herself in the hot spring.
“Masato! If you look this way, you are dea……”
“Hey Wise-chan. I don’t like it when a girl uses that kind of a language, you know?”
“Uu……I-I won’t do anything even if you look this way, but keep it in moderation!”
In moderation also meant that it would be ne
if he looked, which implied that he was given permission.
Mamako with two breast islands oating
as she soaked in the hot spring. Porta with her important
shoulder bag stacked on top
stacked on top of her head without leaving her side. Wise was submerged all the way to the line barely
below her nose in highest level of alert mode. And then Masato, who was somehow sitting in seiza. The
four of them became mixed bath companions!
Masato’s individual 【Mixed Bath Bastard level 1】 title get!
“Mom……what are you thinking……”
“Didn’t Shirase also say this? Skinship can promote intimacy. Mom also thinks that it’s a good idea. That’s
why with everyone……Are you happy with mom’s support?”
It was not a complaint this time. He wasn’t thanking her, either. Masato tried to absent-mindedly soak in
the bath……Though frankly speaking, it was impossible to be absent-minded.
“Now then, let’s chat. Maa-kun has some things to say about the battle against the Queen of Night, right?
Did mom guess it?”
“Yes, that! That’s it!”
Masato splashed his face, tightened his expression, and began his talk. It would be a serious talk
regarding battle tactics from now on. Time to pay attention.
“Village chief’s story said that she is a devil, but we don’t know what she actually is. For example, her
strength or attack pattern. In any case, we will need information rst……say
mom, did the guide book
have anything written?”
“About that……the guide book has recorded the data of many monsters, but there aren’t any devils with
the name Queen of Night.”
“Even the guide book has no data……that’s……”
Omission. There was also the possibility of a newly added monster. The game Masato’s party was
participating in was in the beta test phase. At any time, there could be an update before the ocial
release, so that’s also……
“Queen of Night is magic type. Attack, support, recovery, she can do everything. On top of that, she has
Cast Cancel, so we can’t aim for the opening during chanting. Furthermore, she has turn-based invincible
defense, you must do a three turn and above chain attack in order to actually damage her. A very
It was Wise who gave out all the information. Mamako and Porta were looking at her in admiration……
However, Masato did not. Of course, he was bothered by it.
“……That’s quite a lot of details.”
“Of course. Since she’s……a……”
“E-Erm……erm……ah, it’s……that, that……ah, uh……”
Wise was already behaving suspiciously, like a cliché example of a suspicious person, her eyes darting
around here and there, “D-Don’t look here! You ero boy!” “Bu!?” Masato was splashed with hot
However, stopping there wouldn’t bet
Masato. This was the best chance to peek at those slightly
collarbones and the upper part of that pettanko. It was an important duty.
“L-Like I said! It’s not some strange reason!……Umm……I knew those informations before joining you all!
There were some rumors about this! I just heard about this!”
“And you want me to believe that?”
“Believe me! We are companions! Doubting your companion is the worst! Human trash!”
“You’re going that far, eh!?……Ah whatever, I got it already. Let’s go with that, for the time being. For the
time being, that is.”
“You just do that!……Geez……hmm……it sure is hot. I might be getting a little light-headed. Isn’t this hot
spring a bit too hot?”
Wise rose up, and her slightly reddish hips sat onto the edge of the hot spring. It didn’t seem to be only
due to the bath. She started fanning her whole body with her own hands, as she had gotten hot……
And then, Wise noticed. She was sitting stark naked before Masato.
He had a premonition that her maiden shame would explode.
However, Masato was unexpectedly calm. Since he had already resolved himself and gave up.
“Well, hold on, Wise. Give me some time to speak my last words……Mom, later on, I will be receiving the
punishment for seeing a maiden’s bare skin, taking on shame-lled
magic and then die bravely. Due to
the occasion, I will be dying multiple times. However, please don’t worry. I will denitely
come back to
“That’s true. This is a game after all. Shirase-san also returned back to life many times. Then mom will
believe in you and watch over you.”
“I have recovery items prepared, so it will be alright! Please don’t worry!”
“Thanks Porta……Now then, Wise. Without further ado, go ahead.”
In order not to involve the village, Masato took his stance with his back facing the forest……However.
“H-Hmph! D-D-D-Don’t underestimate me! For someone like you, punishment in this situation would feel
like a reward! S-S-S-So I won’t do that!”
“What, did you say……no punishment, you say……you, are you ne
“Hng hng! Are you regretting? Hey, are you regretting? If you are regretting, then go dig a hole around
here and keep shouting ‘Thank you very much!’ which you didn’t get a chance to
Wise ran away. She abandoned the punishment and ran away.
Masato, who narrowly escaped death, absentmindedly murmured.
“……..Thank you, very much……”
Thank you for forgiving me, thank you for not hurting me……even though those words should have been
used correctly, they dispersed into nothingness in the wind.
Meanwhile, on the other hand, in the forest behind village chief’s mansion, at a certain location.
There were no chirping birds or buzzing insects, as they have all ed
from that place.
“This is strange……according to the promise during the hot spring event, Masato-kun should be ying
over here by now, but……he’s not coming, huh.”
Shirase lightly clicked her tongue in her mind. This was totally out of her expectations.
If some commotion had happened right now, she might’ve been able to use the gap when the other
party was distracted to escape. The village, which she could see far away, was still as quiet as
“What is it?”
“……No, it’s nothing.”
As a voice lled
with joy called out to her, Shirase stopped turning back and looked ahead.
However, she did not look at the other person. The scenery over there……it might’ve been a luscious
sight to some people, but it was an ugly scenery for those who did not have such preferences.
Five bishounens. They were all half-naked, one was crawling on his fours acting as a seat, one was
standing still to act as a backrest, the two on left and right stretched out their arms to act as armrest,
with the last one crouching down like a turtle to serve as a footstool.
The one sitting on the bishounen chair made from the bodies of said bishounens was Queen of Night.
Tanned skin, glamorous body, and goat-like horns on her head……The devilish queen did not x
obscenely disheveled evening dress, and looked over with a shrewd glance, displaying her indulgence in
grape wine and bishounen chair.
“So, what is it? Do you still have something to tell me?”
“No, it’s nothing. I have understood your attitude very well.”
“Then what should we do?”
“Your actions have greatly deviated from the game’s original intention. As such, we have no choice but to
take action and stop providing service to you for breaking the contents of the contract you’ve signed at
“Oh myl, is that so? How unfortunate……But I will be troubled……I don’t seem to be good at being
reasonable……I may unexpectedly retaliate.”
“It’s useless. We have already made arrangements to neutralize you……Now then, without further delay.”
Shirase quickly raised her hand. That was the cue.
The Administrative monitoring the live situation over here responded to the cue, and activated forced
account termination. The Queen would be logged out without a doubt……
That was supposed to happen, but.
The queen was still sitting on the bishounen chair, right before Shirase without a change.
“Ufufu. What happened? Could it be that you wanted to eliminate me from the system side?……But it’s
useless. I have a special power.”
“Special power? What exactly……”
“Well, what could it be……Are we nished
here? Then let me end it.”
Queen of Night sharpened her gaze, and then pointed at Shirase. “……tsk……!” Shirase’s body was robbed
of freedom, just with that. She could not move her body.
“This is……hacking, is it……I suppose this is the power she mentioned……”
She could not resist at all. The other party probably would not hesitate to remove any obstacles.
If that was the case, then she would end up dead. However, Shirase was calm……Because she had a
“I would like to conrm
one more time before the end arrives, is that alright?”
“Yeah, go ahead.”
“You have no intention of xing
the rift between you and your daughter?”
“No way. I am living freely. I refuse the notion of becoming intimate with my child.”
“Are you really ne
“Isn’t it obvious? Don’t make me repeat myself. That kind of a stupid girl……in fact, see? These boys are
good boys. They properly listen to what I say, such good boys. Aren’t they wonderful sons? I have always
wanted a child like this.”
“What mother would turn her children into furniture……no, it’s useless to say anything to you.”
“Yeah that’s right. So you can leave me alone already. Goodbye.”
Queen of Night lightly icked
A shockwave spread from that ngertip,
and shot out at
once……Shirase was easily blown back and smashed against a tree. *Prick.*
Calmly looking at the branch that pierced her from her back, Shirase closed her eyes.
The plan to neutralize the queen from outside the game ended in failure.
However, it was not over. Hope was still there, inside of the game.
“The next time I open my eyes, that reliable mother and son pair will probably be here……”
And with their power, they would without a doubt guide everything in the right direction.
Holding such premonition in her chest, Shirase was put into a con