The Chronicles of the Immortal God - Chapter 31
Chapter 31: Sis!
Later that night, while all of them were peacefully sleeping, Fang Lin woke up with a shout.
Tang Ya immediately stood up, looking warily around her surroundings. “Did you see anything dangerous arriving here?”
“Ah actually….I just had a nightmare..” Fang Lin sheepishly said.
“Hmmph, damned fatty!” Tang Lin went back to her sleeping mat. “Just make some noise if its important!”
Of course Fang Lin lied at that moment. What he saw was much worse. Upon looking through Fang Yu’s eyes, Fang Lin realized that Fang Yu was spinning across the air rapidly! He could only close his eyes to stop himself from feeling dizzy.
The reason this happened was like this.
After hours of playing with Tang Li, Fang Yu and Xiao Ya had to go back already. Tang Li, upon seeing this, flew over and grabbed Fang Yu’s collar, never letting go.
“Muuuu…. Sis! Sis! Sis!” Tang Li looked crestfallen as tears started to pool in her eyes. “Sis!”
Li Daozi looked more crestfallen upon seeing that his Li’er seemed to love Fang Yu better than him.”Muuuu…. Li’er!” Tang Lin smacked Li Daozi in the head upon hearing him say such a shameful thing.
Tang Lin got a hold of Tang Li, gently whispering to her. “Sis is coming back tomorrow ok?”
Even though Tang Li still looked sad, she also let go of Fang Yu in the end. Fang Yu just waved at Tang Li before leaving.
“Sis! Sis! Sis!”
Upon reaching their place, Xiao Ya turned to Fang Yu and said “You sure you don’t want to get her?”
“Hey! We talked about this already!”
“Yes I know. But in the future, whether you like it or not, your bloodline will attract more of those with divine beast bloodlines. Once Li’er is already a grown up, her own bloodline will make her instinctively attracted to you. You still sure of this?”
“Of course! I just think of her as a baby!”
“Ok then, just go to sleep now. We will have additional training tomorrow.” Fang Yu went to sleep immediately, evidently showing her tired mind state. This routine of training and visiting Tang Li continued until only a week remained before the end of the disciple selection.
The night before the start of Battle Royale in the Spirit Zoo, Fang Yu was peacefully sleeping in her room.
But later that night, Fang Yu heard something banging on her door.
“Unggghh, what is it now?” She strode towards the door and opened it.
To her great surprise, what she saw was Tang Li, floating in front of her door.
“Giggle.. Sis!!!” Tang Li flew in and grabbed Fang Yu by her collar.
“Hey Tang Li, what are you doing here? How did you even get here?”
“Sis! Letsh phway!” Tang Li then flew up into the night sky, dragging Fang Yu with her.
“Ahhhh!!! Li’er! Stop this now!!! How can you even carry me?” Fang Yu was extremely scared at her state now. Good thing Tang Li brought her so high in the air, that no sect disciple below can see them.
“This is just reckless driving on another level! This driver is inexperienced and severely under-aged!”
Of course Fang Yu knew that the reason why Tang Li can easily carry her was because of her bloodline. As long as the the load she is carrying is not extremely heavy, she can treat it as a part of her body and include it in her flight. Though calling their travel now as a flight was a bit of understatement.
“Ah stop spinning Li’er! My pajamas are about to be stripped away!” Fang Yu did her best to preserve her dignity from Tang Li’s unstoppable rotation. Fang Yu even wondered how Tang Li can even manage the nausea. But then, Fang Yu started to legitimately panic.
Tang Li was flying towards the Spirit Zoo!
Or more specifically, towards Fang Lin’s direction.
“Sis is alsho in the zoo?” Tang Li cocked her head, seemingly confused about having two of her Sis at different places. But she just ignored it and went towards that direction. But then, Tang Li also sensed another Godly Divine Beast Bloodline beside her second Sis. Tang Li started to speed up, wanting to see those two as soon as possible.
“Li’er please stop first! If you don’t stop, I won’t be your Sis anymore!” Fang Yu hated to threaten the innocent Tang Li, but she has no choice but to do it now in order to preserve her identity.
“Muu……Sis….. I’m showwyyy!!!” Tang Li cried upon hearing her beloved Sis get angry to her. “We go back kay?”
“Yes let’s go back.” Fang Yu was extremely distressed upon seeing Tang Li like this. She then took a deep breath and said “Li’er, Sis is not angry to you ok? Just behave for 10 days then I will bring you to meet up with those two ok? ”
“Yey! I lab Sis!” Tang Li happily flew back towards Fang Yu’s place while still dragging the poor Fang Yu.
“Ahhhh slow dooooowwwnn!”
Upon seeing that Fang Yu managed to convince Tang Li to go back, Fang Lin sighed in relief. He was about to go back to sleep when he noticed that the surroundings outside the cave seemed to be covered with mist that was slowly crawling towards them.
“Guys wake up! It seems like the mist is approaching us now!” Once all of them were ready to go, Fang Lin turned to Boner and asked “Why did this mist appear here so suddenly? You said it’s gonna be in the morning!”
“Um actually….” Boner fiddled with his fingers. “It’s actually at the start of this day. We of course assumed that it will be in the morning, but what I meant is the exact shifting of date, which is during the midnight.”
“Don’t blame us for your poor wording!” Tang Ya smacked Boner on his head. “We need to evacuate now! Just bring what you need and can carry!”
They then started running like crazy just to reach the safe zone. Upon looking at the map on his card, Fang Yu saw 4 groups milling around their vicinity. Tang Ya and Venomshade saw it too.
If it had been the normal situation, they could still have prepared traps or ambushes for them. But the situation right now calls for a straight-up fight. But before these 5 groups could assault each other, they heard another worrying noise.
It was a herd of Mountain-Bashing Boars. They numbered around a thousand in quantity, and they barreled straight towards the 5 groups.
Upon seeing this beasts, Fang Lin let out his hysterical laugh.
“Hahahaha! Come here my teammates if you want to be saved!”
Ten minutes later, the herd collided with the groups that are blocking their way. All of these groups were immediately incapacitated and therefore, disqualified. Except for Fang Lin’s group. So where are they now?
“Squeee! Squeeee!” (How did it turn out like this? I, Venomshade, can’t be like this!)
“Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee!” (Haha, being a fatty and a boar is not bad at all!)
“Squeeeeeee! Squeeeeeee! Squeeeeeee!” (I’m gonna kill you later Fang Lin!)
Fang Lin’s group was now blending themselves with the herd. With the use of the Mountain-Bashing Boar Essence, he was able to induce the presence of the Mountain-Bashing Boar among his teammates, except for Yao’er who hid within his shadow. He also assumed the presence of the boar.
As long as Fang Lin knew, the effects of the essence on his teammates can be easily removed with just a thought from him. As he was about to jubilate on the success of his plan, the herd suddenly stopped in the middle of the plain.
The leader of the herd, which is at Peak Mana Circulation Stage let out a shout.
Upon hearing this shout, the other boars started to crazily mate with each other! Some even had a threesome! Heck, even the leader is doing 10 at a time!
“Crap, they’re having a mass impregnation here!”